What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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