Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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