We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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