But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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