Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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