I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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