Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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