OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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