There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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