Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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