PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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