i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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