Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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