It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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