He is such a slut. More and more my type.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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