i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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