I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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