they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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