My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
the liver wants what the liver wants
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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