we're blogging at a bar
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
