try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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