Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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