sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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