I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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