Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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