you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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