This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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