The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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