Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
