I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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