Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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