I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
