so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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