My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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