imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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