please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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