he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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