Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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