Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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