Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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