My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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