I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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