Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
A bitchslap is in order.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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