I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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