Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You are the jesus of drinking
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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