my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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