S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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