He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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