You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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