Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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