You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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