There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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