Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
you never un-have a 4some
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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