i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
These tits shall not be calmed
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.