bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I am available for nakedness
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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