i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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