brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just fell off a train. Bad.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
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you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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