At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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