I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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